So here’s the thing; there are ladies you meet up with (just a random lungula hookup) and the two of you go on to have lots of naked fun. But after all orgasms have been exhausted, and the penis has attained the maximum number of erections possible within the given time frame, these ladies still hang around your house like they are your lawfully wedded wife. A girl belonging in this category won’t want to leave yet you have stuff to do – stuff that doesn’t involve her. As a result, you are forced to come up with all sorts of lies that will force her to hit the road. You create crazy stories like “Sasa iko ivi Mwende. Kuna beshte yangu ameshikwa na kanjo akikojoa kando ya building pale Riveroad. Lazima niende kwa bank tao nitoe pesa coz ATM card yangu ilipotea .Alafu sasa nikishatoa iyo chapaa ndio niweke kwa MPESA alafu nimtumie apatie kanjo wamwachilie. I wish tungespend more time together lakini sasa juu ya hiyo story, itabidi tutoke. Si ni sawa?”
Some guys have invented so many lies in the past to get ladies out of their houses that I think they should be officially recognized as inventors by scholars. They should studied by school-going children by the year 2095. History teachers at that time will be busy saying “Okay listen up class!! First there was Galileo Galilei who discovered the Solar System back in the 1600s, then there was Alexander Graham Bell who discovered the telephone in 1876, but most importantly, there were a group of anonymous Kenyan men who discovered how to get a girl to leave your keja back in 2017. Those were the greatest inventors of all.”
Alone time is utterly vital. Nearly all single men have encountered the female who overstays her welcome. It’s unpleasant. We all just wish that chicks would get the hint and leave.
Know this ladies, the reason we keep inventing lies like the one above is because you get all mad and melodramatic if we request your exit with the arm-around-shoulder approach. You catch feelings If we inform you straight up that we enjoyed how you sucked our dicks like they were shisha pipes but right now we just want you to leave. It’s not meanness or cruelty. We love you so much women. We cannot do without you. But if the fun part is over, we really wish you’d wake up, take a shower, get dressed and just say ‘see you next time’.
Nope, we don’t want to watch a series with you on the laptop, we don’t want to leave the house and take you somewhere either. We just want to catch up next time (if there will be a next time) okay?
There’s something many women either don’t know or blatantly pretend not to know. After first time sex with a woman, a man’s interest usually dwindles. We can’t explain it but after sending our last troops of semen into your punanis with a blast that could drill a hole in drywall, we tend to lose psyche a little bit. Now,whether the interest levels dwindle momentarily and surge back up later or they stay low forever depends on a couple of factors.
If you pulled some legendary moves in bed, the interests levels will definitely shoot back up several hours after you have left, prompting the guy to hit you up and suggest meeting you again at a later date. The same applies if you are too hot or if you conducted yourself in a really decent manner. Perception is king in the dating field. if your ways gleam with admirable aura, the opposite sex will put a crown to your head. Maybe, not right away, but in time, as long as your frame is solid.
However, if your actions are completely devoid of any trace of sensibility, don’t expect men to be calling you and begging for another date, If you are the kinda girl that transports her ass to a dude’s house Friday night and leaves on Sunday without even washing utensils, cooking or cleaning the house, a man’s interest levels will dip after sex and they won’t come back up. Who gave you permission to just lie on the bed all and press the power button on his laptop? Men love their space. To be on the safe side, always leave early. Exceptions can only be made if the fella is your boyfriend. Even if the dick has been too good that you still want some more, just leave That’s unless he has asks you to stay himself. Don’t ever assume. Men can be difficult…yes, we can be…..but the same applies to you women. This equation balances out. If you want us to understand you better, understand us too
