A lot of nye nye nye has been doing the rounds. One of the questions that has been asked again and again is ‘Does Etemesi bang his female fans?’
Oh yes I do. I bang them deep and hard. I bang them all. I shove my Luhya manhood deep into the punani of any girl that dares shout “Hey Etemesi….I am a huge fan of your work.”………Yeah I said it.
Is that irresponsible? Hell no!! All single male celebrities all over the world shag their female fans all the time. Being a well-known male in whatever field has its perks, and sex with hot strangers is one of them. As a seducer, I mostly enjoy going out there and getting chicks myself but whenever a female fan cozies up to me, I waste no time in arranging for the unzipping of her dress and unclasping of her brasserie. Why would any straight man in his right mind be approached by a hot lady telling him how awesome he is then act like he isn’t interested in piping her out?
Bahati (a singer I hate) just got married to a woman who kept liking all of his photos. He actually slid into her DMs the moment he saw her insta-raping him, he didn’t wait for her to come through. Eric Omondi’s Italian girlfriend was a fan. She approached him for a selfie then they started fucking frequently. Now they are engaged and happily in love. There are hundreds of other cases as well which haven’t been documented in blogs.
All men with a fanbase, whether its A-listers like Bien or guys who thrive on their niche like me can learn something from Eric Omondi and Bahati. Fuck your fans, you might find the love of your life. And even if you feel that monogamous commitment is overrated, you’ll still get pussy lots of it. Pussy is good.
Being a niche star, I am logically supposed to not get as many DMs from women as someone like Nick Mutuma for example, but I do. That’s because my work is so too good it makes women wet. The archipelago of great stories amazes them. Anyone can write but not anyone can write like Etemesi. Other bloggers that I wont mention, keep writing about their trips to Europe and other sections of the country as they masturbate and hang out with low-quality women. Poor fellas.
To all ladies who are my fans, I love you all but I have a humble request. If you text me, expect some flirtatious profligacy. Expect me to want to fuck you. If you fear my dick, do not text me. Just be a fan from far. I will still appreciate. There’s a hot chick who texted me juzi, then got all shocked and ranty when I made moves on her. Eish……girl. What else did you expect? I am not going to be your friend or discuss supreme court rulings with you. I don’t do friend zones either. All I want is to fuck…fuck….fuck and make money.
In other news, my marvelous writings are making waves even in Rwanda. I rarely post screen shots but I had to post this one……
