Some guys don’t like to keep a chic around for long. They prefer the thrill of the hunt, the taste of new flesh. Or maybe that Kilelelshwa keja you smashed her in wasn’t really yours. Maybe it belonged to your buddy Anto. It’s understandable.
You might know enough about ‘kukatiana’ to get good results all the time. Gaming women is like a roller coaster with peaks and valleys. Sometimes you’ll ramp it up and score successive n0tches quickly. Other times you won’t get any and that’s why you need a side chic. You should always prefer the pléasure of séx to the excitement of gaming new women. Do not be a greedy man. Once you have a minimum of two h0rny chics who you can call any time, you should be good.
That’s why I advocate having side chics. It’s nice having a few girls around for regular séx and, sometimes, companionship. That frees you to spend time on more productive pursuits, like doing business deals, drinking and playing FIFA instead of chasing women all the time.
Here is how to turn a girl into a side chic
1. Make Her Cum So So So Hard
Note the number of times I said so. Not every man agrees with this point but it’s very important. When you have lungula with a chic for the first time, make sure you perform like Sauti Sol on stage. Take your time and imagine that you are Lionel Messi and the girl’s punani is Camp Nou. Imagine that there are fans watching and you’ll hit that ‘P until she farts. If you shag a chic well for the first time, she’ll keep wanting to come back for more. In my experience, this is the only way she’s going to share you for any length of time. If you want her to return, make her cum the way your tap at home does after water comes back.
2. Reject Monogamy
The foundation of side chick game is the rejection of monogamy. It’s all built on that premise. If she doesn’t want to share, she can leave. And that’s it. Once she understands that you will never change, you can relax just a bit.
3. Let Her Go Easy
Let her go with no drama when she decides to leave. Wish her luck and happiness with her new monogamous boyfriend. Try to score your goodbye fuck. Then show her the door. She will return and she will accept her role. Trust me on this one.
4. Be Aloof, But Accessible
Don’t text, call or Whatsapp her once she leaves. This should come easily to you. But respond if she reaches out. She’s just making sure you’re still an option for her, and you should quickly schedule a meet when she contacts you. Do not be a time waster.
5. Don’t ever give a fuck about right or wrong
Make Machiavelli proud. She might come back to you while she still has a boyfriend. Shag her anyway. Do her in the shower. Don’t be upset if she returns to him for a while after that. She’ll be back again.
6. Be Beta
Of course, it’s best to be aloof and ruthless. But she will eventually get into a fight with her weak boyfriend and come fishing for your attention. Then it’s OK to tell her you miss her; let her know she can return whenever she wants. Just keep that shit to a minimum.
7. Give Her A Soft Landing
Don’t give her a hard time when she comes back. She probably won’t want to talk about her recent breakup. If you can calmly tolerate your woman leaving you for other men, then she will return repeatedly. Just use a CD.
Extroverted men may not see the point of a side chic. Getting fresh poosy is a fun sport. But for busy people and introverts, it can be physically draining and mentally exhausting. Have side chics allows you to have lungula with multiple women while not having to chase.
