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Masturbation Tips For Women

Ladies, masturbation is necessary for you too. It’s not just a dude thing. You have to touch yourself and appreciate your pussy. You have to finger yourself. You have to know the buttons that make you lose your mind when pressed. You have to learn how to give yourself the sweetest pleasure possible. And I am telling you this as a guy.

Today i’ll teach you tricks to make you cum hard by pleasing yourself. I have taught women these tricks while in bed with them too then watched them do it and perfect it, so trust me. There’s a reason they call me the sheriff – Ruler of Punaniland.

Here are techniques to use.

1. Do The ‘tap’ Dance.

Instead of just rubbing your punani like a Class 2 pupil who is trying to erase a bad answer in an exam, switch it up by tapping instead. Using your pointer finger and your ‘fuck you’ finger, otherwise known as the middle finger. with these two, gently pat your clitoris while varying pressure and speed until your little boat is standing in attention.

Listening to sexy or romantic music can enhance your mood and you can pat your clitoris off and on to the groove of the music. If you don’t want music, you can hold your phone using the other hand and read Etemesi’s Tales while doing it. Done to perfection, your inner labia and clitoris will become both sticky sweet and warm. When the insides of your vagina are covered with your love fluid, use this as lubricant.

Resist the temptation of starting to just “rub one out.” Keep patting and/or using short strokes.  The anticipation will build with pressure behind your coming orgasm. As you are getting closer to coming, push your fingers inside you, then pulling out rubbing your love fluids onto your clitoris. Continue patting and pulling your juices on to your clitoris.  The key is the anticipation of not rushing ahead.  Just keep patting with some rubbing motion until you can’t hold back anymore.  As you start to orgasm, then rub as it feels best all over you clitoris enjoying a well deserved orgasm!

2. Using a water pipe or a tap with high pressure. 

If you live in places that go for days without  water such as Donholm and Riruta Satellite, skip this point. Watu wa kununua maji tuonane huko mbele pris. This one is for those with constant supply of water. And this move is actually rated highly among the masturbation techniques for chicks.

Here you open your legs as wide as possible while positioning yourself in front of one of the many water jets available against a tap or pipe.  Experiment with the various spray patterns and/or oscillations.  Don’t start out too close! With your legs spread, stand far enough away that the jet is not uncomfortable for you at all. Begin moving closer and closer towards the jet until the stimulation is enough to jet you into organism!

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3. Using the whole of your palm.

This technique involves gently patting and pushing down on you whole vaginal area using the palm of your outstretched hand. It is quite a variation on direct stimulation methods as the stimulation is much broader focused.  Keep your hand open and fingers outstretched.  Long and varied strokes are best at first.

You will find yourself twisting and turning your hand to focus on your clitoris.  This is ok, but keep the fingers out of it.  Continuing with this rhythm will produce a hot sensation. As you come, push your palm into your clitoris and rub it back and forth where your palm and wrist meet.

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4. Grinding on the couch (sofa)

Just because you’re going solo doesn’t mean you have to forgo the girl-on-top hotness. Straddle the arm of a stuffed chair or couch with a thick sheet or towel draped over it. Start by riding it with small hip movements, and slowly build momentum until you find a pace that works for you. If you like solid, steady pressure on your clitoris, this move will drive you wild.

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5. Attack your pussy with multiple fingers.

Just shove like three or two fingers in there, depending on the elasticity of your cunt and ram yourself hard and wild.  First, lay on your bed, back down with your legs spread, knees up and feet flat on the bed.  Then start by using your middle finger to penetrate your vagina much like a penis.  A sexy and considerate man would first rub his member around you so that entry was smooth and slick.  You should have the same consideration for yourself too!  Don’t just plunge your fingers in, be gentle and work for it!

As your finger enters, softly but seductively contract your leg muscles such that your pelvis gently pulses in a rhythm similar to when making love with a partner.  Then introduce the other finger(s). The emphasis is on your pelvic push as opposed to finger action.  Push into your hand and fingers.  If you want to fantasize about being laid by prince charming, go for it!  Keep it going hard and fast with your pelvis and finger thrusting harder and harder until you come.

6. Belly down.

This simple move makes it easy to grind your way to a serious orgasm. Just lie on your stomach with your hand firmly between your legs, and stimulate your clitoris and pubic mound by grinding your legs together and moving your hips up and down. And don’t worry if you have roommates: The pillow is right there to muffle any sound you might make.

You are welcome.


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