Erotica

How To Purchase My New Book ‘The Fornicator’

FI: El Carna

Good news people,

I have finally released my first book. It’s a novel classified under the ‘erotica/romance’ genre, just like the steamy stories (Etemesi’s Tales) that I have churned out for a long time.

Will it leave you wet and hard? Of course. Wet as a swampy rice plantation (ladies) in Vietnam and hard as a metamorphic rock (men). Most importantly, it will entertain you, educate you and leave you with a myriad of emotions.

I’m confident you’ll enjoy it. I utilized all the dedication that resides inside me, just to make sure I give you (my loyal readers) a fantastic book. I also wanted it to be the best thing I’ve ever written and I am certain that it is.

So how do you get your hands on it?

PRICE

Kshs 970

HOW TO ORDER

Option 1

Simply call/text/whatsapp 0720663044 saying you need a copy. You will immediately be told how and when the book will be delivered to you.

Option 2

Send the amount to the number 0720663044. Remember to also text your details of your location.

A lady by the name Gladys will confirm to have received the amount. She will send you a receipt as well.

If you’d like your copy to be signed, I’ll be more than happy to do so. Just mention it when texting your location details and it shall be done.

The book will be delivered to you no matter where you are in East Africa. Kindly note that a small delivery fee applies as well, depending on your location.

If you would like to pay after delivery instead of before delivery, you can do that too if you are in Nairobi. Just state the date and time you’ll be available.

Enjoy the book when you get it. Be sure to recommend to a friend as well.

About Philip Etemesi

I am the sheriff in this town. Writing is my joie de vivre. I am a superman thanks to God. Need to discuss a thing or two with me? Shoot me an email via philipetemesi@gmail.com
2 Comments

2 Comments

  1. Tim

    at 4:59 am

    how do you purchase if you are in America?

  2. Philip Etemesi

    at 10:26 am

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