Women aren’t the only ones that experience bad sex. We guys also experience bad sex. Everytime you hear someone talk about bad sex you expect it to be the man that messed it up. But that ain’t entirely true.
Women also give us bad sex just as much as we give them bad sex. It’s a two way thing. On behalf of all men out here, here is :
9 Women You Should Never Sleep with Again:
I The Silent Partner
She’s one of the worst, she’s the most quiet sexual partner you’ve ever had sex with. Like if you weren’t inside her, you wouldn’t even know she’s in the f*cking room. Her moan level is library. There is no reaction from her at all. She is so silent that you have to check her pulse before you cum.
II The Sahara desert.
The driest woman in the land. I do understand that it’s usually up to the guy to turn on a woman, but this woman’s pussy is just not getting wet no matter what you do.
Foreplay, eating, she just can’t get it together. Instead of silky wet, your stuck with minimal moisture that dries up real quick. It also might be a sign that she has insecure pussy. If you want to know if she has an insecure pussy click here
III The Runner
Every time you stroke she runs. From the back she slides down into the bed, from the front she puts her hand on your stomach to stop you from going deep, even when she rides she scoots 2 inches away from wherever she needs to be. She’s not the worst, but she’s frustrating. Sometimes you just want to pin her ass to the bed and smash her real good.
IV The Over-Animated
This is the exact opposite of the silent partner, she assumes someone is going to be waiting outside with an Oscar with her award-winning performance. She’s moaning and screaming so loud until you start to think she’s faking it.
Maybe she assumes when she goes to the bathroom the Academy will be there to give her a standing ovation. Regardless of what she thinks, sometimes you wish she wouldn’t be so f*cking theatrical.
V The Negotiator
This woman is a mood killer. Every time you guys have sex, you have to barter for the pussy. “If you give me head, I’ll do you.” “If you get on top, I’ll get on top.” I didn’t even know women past the age of 18 did this but they do. So if you’re ever in this situation just hand her her clothes and show her the door.
VI The Teeth Doctor
The teeth doctor is every man’s worse nightmare. She’s not good at head, but she thinks she is. So while she’s bobbing and licking, you can feel every tooth in her mouth- canines, molars, even old fillings. She will have you cringing, but scared to tell her about those teeth. Why? Because soon as you do, she doesn’t want to give oral anymore.
VII The Poor Rider
She likes control, she believes she is the best rider to ever do it. However, she couldn’t ride good dick even it came with a seatbelt. She has no rhythm, she gives your d*ck no friction, and she’s all over the place.
When she’s on top you just bear with it, until you can turn her over and finish. You thought it would be fun, but it turned out to be a nightmare. If you’ve experienced this send her this way —–> How to Ride.
VIII The Blabber Mouth
She may have been good in bed, but she can’t keep you guys sexual conquests private. When she leaves every person in her circle and those outside of it know you guys slept together. The blabber mouth turns something brilliant into something tarnished by public perception.
Even if her talking was good publicity for your dick, she isn’t exactly someone you would pillow talk with. Because anything you tell her will be broadcasted to everyone else.
IX Ms. Selfish
She is the worst. She is the epitome of bad sex. She will get hers and leave you hanging like a wet rag. Men do this too. But I think it’s even worse when a woman does it, because men are pretty fucking easy to please.
Ever had sex with a woman and once she cums before you she tells you something like “I’m done”? After she’s done she rolls off and goes to sleep or goes to take a bath leaving you hanging. That shit is the highest degree of selfishness. You are left there looking at your hard dick and your hard dick looking at you.
These are my top nine. What are some of yours?
Ladies, since I’m all for equality we should write a blog on Men You Should Never Sleep With Again. If you want to participate in the blog App me.
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