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The Allure Of Good Punani

Despite what people like to think, not all punani is created equal. There is pussy that you won’t regret leaving then there is pussy that will make you do crazy things. Pussy that keeps you horny and looking forward to the next time you and it’s owner meet. Basically, here are all the weird things good pussy makes a man do.

Telling your boyz you are staying Indoors every single time they come up with a plan

Before you met that chick, you were jumping to wear your shoes whenever one of your boyz hollad at you to join him for a plan. But since you started shagging that girl, you are ignoring calls or giving countless excuses. All the guys know what’s going down when you stop hitting the streets and the club up like you use to. Every time they hit you, you say “No bruh. Leo niko kejani na msupa. Ntatokea day ingine later.”

Spend your last shillings on some condoms or P2

If you have fifty shillings on your pocket and you want to use it to buy supper but then she says she’s coming over to chill in the afternoon, you’ll be rushing to the chemist to get a pack of Trust CDs and not care what you are going to eat after she leaves your place.  Drilling that fine ass is all that matters.

Make you go countless rounds

Some women don’t think dick gets sore. But if you’ve been slanging that dick since 7pm to 2am and several fat nuts later your dick is done for, you might be severely exhausted. Sometimes you don’t even want to touch it afterwards. However, when the pussy is good, you will soldier on and disregard all the signs of chilling out. “Just one more round”, you will keep telling yourself.

Good pussy will have you reading sex blogs like this and watching explicit stuff to find new moves to do

A woman with good pussy will have you wanting to step your dick game up. You will be surfing the web, looking at Kama Sutra, and even going back to your porn stash for sex move references just so you can please her the way she wants.

Make you consider being her boyfriend

That wet wet vagina will have you wanting to lock her down and make it official. You thought about it, because you’re not trying to have another guy double-dipping in that. You want to be the only man hitting that so you are contemplating being a committed man yet you had vowed to be a player for life.

Good pussy will have you watching soaps and reality shows with her

When men want to keep something in their life they become all considerate and shit. You’d rather be there watching Alehandro and Love n Hip Hop with her than go out to watch soccer even if your team is in the champions league finals

Rushing to cook just before she comes yet you always eat out

Good pussy will have you washing utensils and rushing to refill the gas just before she shows up. You do all this just so you can make her a great meal. Nice one bro. Nice one.

Getting stressed when she doesn’t respond to those texts

Whenever she gives you the ‘blue ticks’ you feel like the world is about to end. The fear that ‘it might be over’ and you might not get it anymore clouds over you like a storm and keeps you worried. And when that reply finally comes, you feel like doing a hotline bling kind of dance.

Have you agreeing with her when you know she’s wrong

Man you’re not trying to do anything that may jeopardize you getting some tonight. If she thinks Juliani is a better performer than Michael Jackson, you go with that. If she thinks Timmy Tdat will always be a better lyricist than Nas, you go with that. Anything she says is correct so long as you are burying your dick inside her tonight.

Decide to fuck without a condom even before knowing her status or whether she’s safe or no

Sometimes when the pussy is too good, you will just find yourself banging her raw even without caring to know if she’s clean or safe. It’s the point where you just say “fuck it” and do it. You just wanna feel that vagina in it’s raw “nyama kwa nyama” form.  The consequences will be entirely on you though. Don’t blame anyone when things go south

Pulling Out Every 2 Minutes and changing positions so that you can last longer and not disappoint her by cumming too fast

Good pussy will have you pulling out, giving yourself pep talks, and stroking superslow just so you can hang in there for a few more seconds. You know its good when you put your dick in and out of the stash like it tickles. How about when the pussy is so good you can’t look down at it, because if you do it’s a wrap. BOOM

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About Philip Etemesi

I am the sheriff in this town. Writing is my joie de vivre. I am a superman thanks to God. Find me on Whatsapp via 0771048899
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  1. nancy

    October 14, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Such a recommendable site…always follow u in all yo articles u write..doin a wonderful job….teach us how to do the right thng wid our men…so that we fill gud..

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