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Signs She’s All Beauty And No Brains

There are two reasons men get bored with women: Intellectual incompatibility and beauty incompatibility. The less mentally stimulating or aesthetically stimulating a woman is to a man, the quicker he will grow bored with her and throw his hook back into the waters for nibbles from new fish.

However, one of these two factors controls a larger portion of a man’s interest. Intelligence, clearly, and especially so in the critical first few months, weeks, days or even minutes, depending on how patient the man is.

All men value looks somehow but a man can stay with an average looking woman who is smart for a very long time. But if the woman is hot and her IQ is like the price of tomatoes, a man will become bored and frustrated very quickly.

That being said, there are plenty of young, hot Kenyan ladies who aren’t really smart. You meet them everyday. You’ve seen them everywhere. They look so fine you’d think they are genetically manufactured crossbreeds between Marylin Monroe and Victoria Kimani. But once you observe them keenly or start a conversation with them, you are left disappointed

These are some of the characteristics they exhibit.

She doesn’t watch, read or listen to news.

The only news she loves is 411 from her friends – who cheated on who,  who hooked up with who. If it’s local or international news, she has no clue.

Research has proven time and time again that intelligent people take a keen interest in events that not only happen around them but also far away from them. They do this in order to take advantage of an opportunity, increase their knowledge or adjust accordingly to survive.  Intelligent people let themselves become fascinated by things others take for granted. Their minds are constantly saturated with probing questions about the world around them. Albert Einstein once put it well “I have no special talents, I am only extremely curious about events around me.”

To a hot, unintelligent girl, all this is balderdash. So long as countless men keep chasing her and her less-attractive friends keep worshiping her, she’s good

She holds a junior position in a well-known company but she still thinks she has made it in life.

This type is common especially in Nairobi. You might hear her telling everyone “Imagine me I work at Capital FM,” yet she’s just a receptionist there. Still, she will behave like she is Oprah Winfrey. You might think her salary has three commas but you’ll be surprised to find out that she’s M-Shwari and Tala’s biggest loan customer. Her money is usually over by date 15. Nevertheless, she’ll do everything possible to make sure she still slays.

She doesn’t like reading (except texts, tweets and FB statuses).

If she’s forced to read something that is longer than a 280-character tweet, she might get a migraine. In fact, this is one of the most direct ways to tell if a girl is just pretty but not intelligent. Extremely smart people read a LOT. Dumb people don’t. When Warren Buffett, the world’s fourth wealthiest man, was once asked about the key to success, he pointed to a stack of nearby books and said, “Read 500 pages like this every day. That’s how knowledge works. It builds up, like compound interest. All of you can do it, but I guarantee not many of you will do it.”  Well put. The beauty with no brains type of girl definitely belongs to the category of people who will not do it.

Nevertheless, she’s always on her phone, reading texts.and ignoring them.

 She gets really excited about partying and turn-up.

Turning up is the best thing in her world – shots, vodo and all that. She lives for it. She is always looking forward to her friends (or dudes) come up with a plan so she can throw tequila shots down her esophagus

She enjoys using the word ‘like”

This type of girl has a tendency of distorting English in the most annoying ways. For example she enjoys using the ‘word’ like even where it doesn’t fit.

She uses it in place of the word “said,” and even “thought”: “This dude tried to hit on me and I was like, ‘are you serious?’ You are not my type”

She also uses it in place of “for example”: “He’s perfect for me. Like he knows exactly how to treat me OMG.”

Her use of filler words tends to make her sound as if she doesn’t have her thoughts fully formulated, or maybe that she doesn’t even know what she’s talking about. But in her mind, she thinks she’s a better rhetorician than peak Martin Luther King.

She always appears stressed and uncomfortable when serious topics are being discussed.

You’ve encountered her, either in class or in the office. Whenever there is an issue that requires serious analysis or contemplation, the girl, with her pretty face and all, looks out of her place. You can bet she is secretly wishing the conversation would just shift to how good a Sauti Sol video is or where to buy the best heels.

She is into hot guys only.

I am in no way hating on hot guys. I think I can give Chris Hemsworth a run for his money myself……or maybe not. Still, I believe in myself.  Anyway, this type of girl will easily fail to notice a man’s intelligence or strong personality but she’ll suddenly become unsettled when a model or gym fella passes by. Her criteria for selecting baes isn’t personality-dependent. She just sees looks and you can’t convince her otherwise.

She turns everything into a photo opp.

The occasional photo is fine, but not every drinking session at a club or walk in the street needs to be documented. I’ve argued about this with girls for years. Unless you are a journalist working for Reuters, you need to chill with the photos. Still, a non-intelligent hot girl thinks her looks are equivalent to breaking news stories. It’s like she’s telling us something new with each of her photos. BREAKING NEWS: I have purple lipstick today… BREAKING NEWS:  I am having lunch with my dude. BREAKING NEWS: I am still light skin.

Girl, sit down.

 

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