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Cool Girls Don’t Wear Panties

The decision to not wear underwear, otherwise known as ‘going commando’ was in the past seen as something only slutty girls would do.  The practice of going “commando” was a concept that was often surrounded by an air of promiscuity or fear. For some, the act was considered taboo and for others, it was too uncomfortable to think about. Luckily, that’s not the case anymore. In today’s society, the freeing of female anatomy has become trendy and one of the biggest beneficiaries of female body freedom has been the vagina.

I used to be skeptical too about chicks who didn’t wear underwear but I am now enlightened. Today I declare that girls who leave the honey pot uncovered are the sexiest beings out there.

To commando or not to commando?

That is the question Shakespeare should have asked, for it would have saved women’s magazines years upon years of anguish and debate over whether or not ladies should suffocate their lady bits in strangling contraptions better known as “underwear” or whether they should just let them be.

The origin of the term “going commando” can be attributed to various source points that all stem from the military. Some say the term emanated from the fact that commando troops are always “ready for action” and so are you if you don’t wear underwear.

Other sources date the modern usage of the term to the 1970s, where it was perhaps associated with commando soldiers in the Vietnam War, who were reputed to go without underwear. Apparently, the excessive heat and humidity of jungle warfare created a situation where the fellas would develop crotch rot. To avoid getting private part infections while at war, the soldiers would avoid wearing underwear.

Now that you know the origin, let me tell you why girls who don’t wear panties rock.

Girls who go commando motivate you to bang them harder.

Going commando means taking command of your environment. When a chick is pantyless, you won’t miss that mischievous smirk on her face that tells  you she is hiding secret knowledge, something delicious and naughty that would scandalize wilting flowers. You wont miss that look that tells you she’s going to give you the best sex of your life. I was once at an event with a girl at an event then she whispered to me “Imagine sijavaa panty.” I was so aroused. I was finished. In the words of a layman, kwisha mimi. I couldn’t wait to get her somewhere private.

It’s a no brainer. Going commando is a bedroom accelerant. There’s nothing as satisfying as that moment when you are kissing and cuddling with a girl before sex then you discover she is wearing nothing underneath. Between her legs, there’s nothing but her bare vagina saying bonjour. It’s such a turn on. That moment when you strip her off clothes and you gasp as her falling skirt or dress reveals fruit minus the loom. You can’t help but wonder if she was expecting your surrender all along. You can’t believe it. You get an erection that’s harder than iron ore from the Mariana hub. Your nerves bulge with lust. From there on, you go on to fuck her like you’ve been told your dick will be confiscated by authorities the next day.

Girls who don’t wear panties are not time wasters.

Commando girls understand the importance of going straight to business when the two of you get to the bedroom. You don’t even have to take off all her clothes sometimes. All you do is lift her skirt/dress and you are ready to go.

Time is one of the most valuable resources we have, as individuals, for making the most of our lives. It’s not wise to frivolously spend this variable resource on trivial unimportant activities like sliding panties down a girl’s legs. Time is not something to waste, in fact of all the “wasteable” resources we have at our disposal time is absolutely the worst one to be wasting. Girls who don’t wear panties understand the importance of time-saving, not just during sex but in other areas of life as well.

Girls who don’t wear panties have fresher and sweeter vaginas.

To comprehend the importance of going commando and giving the ladybits ample breathing room, you first have to understand the science of ventilation and airflow. Ventilation is recommended in buildings because yeast and bacteria tend to thrive in dark, warm, moist places. When tiny holes are drilled into the walls of a room, the fresh air from outside constantly flows into the room while the warm, humid air flows out thus creating a balance of moisture and temperature. This makes it difficult for bacteria to thrive.

The same principle applies to the punani. The area in and out of the punani is usually full of warm air, sweat and moisture due to body temperature and other biological proceedings. When a lady wears panties full time, most of the warm, humid air is trapped inside thus creating a breeding ground for bacteria. If her labia climate gets too consistently hot all the time things will get messy. Such a lady will find herself getting constant infections and making constant trips to the gynecologist. By the way, isn’t it weird that ladies with unhealthy vaginas are the ones who keep demanding to be licked down there. Those with fresh kitties never even seem to care whether a man goes feasting in the south or not.

Girls who go commando have more visible assets.

When a girl is not wearing panties, her dress, skirt or jeans tend to outline her assets more magnificently. The ass tends to protrude more. The hips seem curvier. The legs seem sexier and so on. All this has to do with freedom. Free assets are happy assets. Incarcerated/enslaved assets are dull assets

Not to forget the panty line. We’ve all seen the phenomenon: A woman in tight, light-colored pants who forgets her purple granny panties are visible through her ass — in color, shape and outline — to the whole world.

Could someone really be that unaware? There’s nothing more embarrassing than that dreaded visible panty line, but when a lady goes commando, you’ll never see that. All you’ll see is a healthy, shimmering ass.

Girls who don’t wear underwear are not ‘holier than thou’

You can be sure that a girl who doesn’t wear underwear is a sexually liberated woman. She isn’t the kind of girl that will come to your sleepover then act all shocked when you try to dara her. She isn’t the kind of woman who will say “Aki sipeanangi blowobs…they are gross.” She isn’t the kind of woman who will let you do all the work in bed as she just lies there. A girl who goes commando isn’t a pretender. She is real. Such are the women we want.



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  1. James Thiongo

    at 6:54 pm

    I guess that makes my girl a cool girl for not wearing none.

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