Music may very well be the food of love, but it’s also—more deliciously—the food of loving. Because I know my readers have an appetite like no other, I present to you the connoisseur’s best Kenyan sex songs playlist. When it comes to sexing, some of us prefer it hot and heavy. We’re talking straight nasty sex. We’re talking about sex that starts up against the wall, moves to the bed, and ends on the floor. We also have those that prefer it slow. Don’t worry, I’ve got you all covered
If you want to set the mood, there is no need to sprinkle the bed with roles petals or surround it with light candles. Just listen to these Kenyan songs.
Nishike (Sauti Sol)
The video for “Nishike” is visually titillating, featuring the band members putting on a ‘Magic Mike’ kind of show for all the wet ladies out there—but sonically, even the audio exudes lust from hypnotic start to finish. With its velvety melody, silky coolness and sensual, oh-so-soft vocals, no other song about bedroom affairs has fueled more steamy sexxions than Nishike.
Listen to Nishike HERE
Naskia Utam (The Bugz)
This breakthrough hit by ‘The Bugz’ is a visceral ode to lust: “Naskia Utam…..naskia Utam Tam ’ / Huskii Utam? / Jaaaasho….kutoka kwa lips, kwa tips, kwa hips.” More than anything, this most primal track throbs with hot-blooded teenage urgency and will remind you of not being able to keep your hands off your high-school flame. And that’s a good thing. What’s even better is the person in the background doing pleasure sounds
Listen to Naskia Utam HERE
Mfalme Wa Mapenzi (Sanaipei)
This is the type of song that curls and stretches, and all you can think of is merging with your object of desire. And the video…..Holy Mollis. Sanaipei’s bathtub scene has haunted all men for years. If you’ve ever dreamed of Sanaipei paying a visit to your bedroom, switch on this single, in which the singer laces her firm come-ons with plentiful coital oohs and ahhs. Let them inspire your own chorus of moans.
Listen to Mfalme Wa Mapenzi HERE
I am pretty sure most of you didn’t know this song existed. This is actually porn for the ears. It’ll make you and your partner hornier than a donkey on heat. It was the first Kenyan song to blend orgasmic female moaning and dance beats. The track was probably the first to do so over stark, quick tempo rhythms and acidic synths, resulting in something more akin to a bang session in the washroom with someone you just met than a romantic tryst in a five star hotel with the love of your life.
.Listen to Tudinyane HERE
Dus Nyau (Timmy Tdat)
Hehee…… This is a great song to play when the girl is hesitating to open her legs because of how honest the chorus is…..”Usnikazie….usinikazie…….dus nyau” . People say that the modern era lacks subtlety, and to an extent they’re right. But what Timmy Tdat’s filthy anthem lacks in sophistication, it more than makes up for in out-and-out joy.
Listen To Dus Nyau HERE
Addicted (Camp Mulla)
Back when Camp Mulla was something worth talking about, the band released this track. It’s a force of sexual nature, and we wish we could get more of its kind. Sadly, we won’t. These kids were too confuse with fame to actually handle it and as a result, they are all back to being struggling artistes.
Listen to Addicted HERE
Manyake (Circuite and Joel)
Ahaaa…. This is actually a great song to listen to when you are in bed with a momo. The meat has to be there for the temperature to rise. Skinny girls just won’t relate. The goods have to be in plenty. I am talking thighs, boobies, butts etc.
Listen to Mnayake HERE
Fundamentals (Ken Wa Maria)
This is a surefire soundtrack for horizontal listening. It just makes you appreciate your partner’s biological assets with a tinge of humor. The beat also allows you to ‘chocha’ your partner to dance for you. Upon its release, the song immediately shot to the top of the charts because we all appreciated the well-crafted dirtiness in it
Listen to Fundamentals HERE
Kuta Vitu (Nonini)
Nonini’s credentials as the King of Erotic Music were a thing of public record long before he uncorked this sultry scorcher of a track. The lyrics and delivery epitomize Nonini’s libidinous swagger, and the ‘in your face’ delivery of his verses are some of his most shocking and entertaining yet. Best of all the song is a killer groove that assures you Nonini can bang anything with a hole
Listen to Kuta Vitu HERE.
Lastly, if you are not getting any sex, don’t worry. Wipe your tears. There is a song for you too. Some years back, Walanguzi released a song about something you would be interested in…and that is masturbation. Grab a can of Vaseline and sort yourself out
Listen to Vaseline HERE
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