Five Estates In Nairobi That Have The Cheapest Girls To Maintain

The average Kenyan guy wants a low maintenance girl. But with such girls comes a plethora of complications. I believe many guys out there love to lead simple, drama-free lives.  This is the reason why they are attracted to women who are simple, chilled out and down to earth.  A low-maintenance chick doesn’t take things too seriously, and doesn’t put too much thought into things that don’t matter much. So don’t be stressed out about where to find them. Here are the top 5 estates with girls that are cheap to maintain.


Guys from this hood have an easy time with women. All they have to do is buy miraaor mogoka plus njugu and soda then invite a girl over. There’s nothing more she’ll want. I’ve never really understood why Eastleigh girls love chewing so much. Anyway as a result of this herbivorous practice, their jaws are super strong. Kissing them feels like you are kissing Iron Man’s sister. And a blowjob makes you feel like you a cow under a milking machine. But it’s alright.


You don’t have to buy a girl from Umoja beer. A ‘mzinga’ worth 200 will be enough to give her a good time. Every single girl is ‘Team Zero Chills’ too. She doesn’t have the time ‘nor the patience to get involved in any kind of bullshit. She doesn’t care who’s cheating on whom, what she said about her behind her back or who ‘whatshisname’ is shagging these days, there’s more important stuff to chat about.


Chics from this hood love mutura and smokies. So all you need to do to make a girl from Roysambu happy is pass by the mutura vendor in the evenings and buy her a roll. She’ll grab you by the waist to mark her territory as you walk with her. Girls from this area also do one hairstyle in two months so you won’t have to worry about being pestered with salon money every weekend. Your finances will be put to good use.

Dagotetti Corner

Girls from ‘Dago’ have three pairs of shoes at most- consisting of sneakers and flats. What are heels again? A Dogoretti Corner girl doesn’t know. Neither does she care. Also, since there are many nyama choma joints in this area, eating meat is more satisfying to her than going to a five star hotel. Who wouldn’t want a girl like that?


Girls from Ngara love fries and a state of peace. Cheap fries by the way. Not fries from ati sijui Chicken Inn. I heard that some of them buy chipo once a day and distribute it evenly between breakfast, lunch and supper. If you ask them why they are starving themselves, they’ll tell you they don’t wanna gain weight. Okay then

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